Mystery Science Theater 3000

Seasons & episodes

S1 · 14 epS2 · 6 ep

Kinga Forrester and her loyal henchman, Max, have revived the infamous experiment started by Kinga’s father twenty-nine years earlier: How many bad movies does it take to drive a person mad? In this latest reiteration of the show, her test subject is Jonah Heston, a space pilot for Gizmonic Institute, who gets trapped responding to a distress call from the dark side of the moon. Confined aboard the Satellite of Love, Jonah bands together with his robot friends, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot to ward off lunacy by continuously riffing on whatever movies are sent to them.

1. 1Reptilicus14 Apr 2017 · 90m · ★ 8.2After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
2. 2Cry Wilderness14 Apr 2017 · 89m · ★ 8.0Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
3. 3The Time Travelers14 Apr 2017 · 87m · ★ 7.6A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
4. 4Avalanche14 Apr 2017 · 92m · ★ 8.4While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
5. 5The Beast of Hollow Mountain14 Apr 2017 · 86m · ★ 7.8Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
6. 6Starcrash14 Apr 2017 · 89m · ★ 7.5Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
7. 7The Land That Time Forgot14 Apr 2017 · 88m · ★ 8.2A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
8. 8The Loves of Hercules14 Apr 2017 · 86m · ★ 7.0The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
9. 9Yongary14 Apr 2017 · 87m · ★ 8.0Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
10. 10Wizards of the Lost Kingdom14 Apr 2017 · 88m · ★ 8.0A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
11. 11Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II14 Apr 2017 · 89m · ★ 7.5The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
12. 12Carnival Magic14 Apr 2017 · 90m · ★ 7.8Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
13. 13The Christmas That Almost Wasn't14 Apr 2017 · 88m · ★ 8.0The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
14. 14At the Earth's Core14 Apr 2017 · 94m · ★ 7.8While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.